Who Needs ABS Hippo - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
Black / S
$25.00
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Six-pack abs? Cute. Try benching 500 pounds.
Meet the hippo who hasn't seen his abs in years—and couldn't care less. While everybody else is counting calories, he's counting plates. While they're doing crunches, he's warming up with your max.
Built like a refrigerator, strong as a freight train, and proudly sporting a belly that's seen more cheat meals than cardio sessions.
Featuring our legendary 500-pound bench-pressing hippo, this retro-inspired gym tee is for lifters who measure progress in pounds lifted, not inches lost.
Because you don't need a six-pack when you've got a 500-pound bench press.
Who Needs Abs? You've Got Power.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Who Needs ABS Hippo - Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
$25.00
Free standard shipping to the contiguous U.S. + DC
Meet the hippo who hasn't seen his abs in years—and couldn't care less. While everybody else is counting calories, he's counting plates. While they're doing crunches, he's warming up with your max.
Built like a refrigerator, strong as a freight train, and proudly sporting a belly that's seen more cheat meals than cardio sessions.
Featuring our legendary 500-pound bench-pressing hippo, this retro-inspired gym tee is for lifters who measure progress in pounds lifted, not inches lost.
Because you don't need a six-pack when you've got a 500-pound bench press.
Who Needs Abs? You've Got Power.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather & Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• Graphite Heather is 50% polyester, 50% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.